Yes, folks, we've finally come out of stealth mode. My company is called Photor.io.us, a folksonomised, collaborative Social Network with its innovative revenue model based on Google Ads !
Bubbleprice suggests here's how I can spend the money:
Pay Your Staff's Wages
Top economists agree that employees derive a much greater satisfaction from working when they are remunerated for their services.
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Food Perks
With $1,279,200 you can probably afford to buy your nocturnal coders some delivery pizza now and again, right?
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Totally Sweet Chairs
People work best when sitting on $1000 chairs. Studies have shown this and science is infallible.
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Toys
Launch schedule looking shaky? Keep employees in the office for longer by making it feel like home. Arcade booths, pool tables and dirty laundry strewn about the floor may give a huge boost to productivity.
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A Hot Masseuse
The ad agency on the floor above gets one, so why shouldn't we?
Ok ok, folks who are humor-challenged, this is a J-O-K-E. So don't send congratulations my way, yet ! ;-)
I am sure it will come true one day. I agree on chairs, oh God, we have spent many months in selecting chairs. I think thats one piece of company asset that I use the most in normal days (when my stomach is alright :)). Getting the best chairs for the employees is must.
ReplyDeleteLook at this cool chair http://www.idealwebtools.com/nimc/forum/index.php?showtopic=313